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Name: samantha
Location: Illinois, United States
Birthday: 12/3/1990
Gender: Female
Interests: ummm i love to listen 2 music i like rap,rock,hip hop,r&b and more NOT country tho lol
Expertise: ummmmm idk lol
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/1/2006
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| A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Go ahead!" | | |
| well ta day is boring alls i did was go ta school..i am going to b leavein to ky in 2days which is thursday till sat. i can't wait i think it will b fun my grandma is down there and i am going to the nascar race down there wit my dad and and bro...i hate sitin and watchin the cars go by 4 that long tho i can't stand it but i will have ta well peace out | | |
| hey people, well i was outta town 4 like 3days i had ta go to a wedding on sat. ....that was the 1st time i went 2 a wedding b4..i thought it was going to boring but it wasn't the after party was the best part we danced and shit....i had to take pictures i like felt like i was a cleb cause there were like 100 people takeing pictures of us.... it was fun i had a lil wine...lol well i'm tired so peace Out! | | |
| today was a good day I went on a flied (i think i spelled that wrong lol) trip all day it was kool lol well bye | | |
| today, i had no school i got to sleep in so that was good lol i have to go to my dads today i really don't wanna cause i won't b able to talk to my friends and my gf so that sucks. hopefully it will b fun when i go over there will will c a movie probably. idk what else to say lol | | |
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